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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.0&return_msg=42453.21"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.1">1–10</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.11">11–20</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21">21–30</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.31">31–40</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.51">51–54</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=42453.21">Ah Paisley, special Teh edition</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="42453_21_54_10"> <a name="a42453_21"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_21"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Linn (INDYLS)<span class="message_time"> 3 Oct 2019 16:38</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">21 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21">42453.21</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He said, 'hey, sexy, that's what happens when you're sexy - you drop your cold meat'.<br /> <br /> Hahahah. Poor lonely Trig.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.21&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.21"> <span class="rating">+1/1</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_22"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_22"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 4 Oct 2019 09:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Linn (INDYLS) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 Oct 2019 18:39"></span></span> <span class="message_count">22 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.22">42453.22</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_21" target="_self">42453.21</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Possibly the creepiest pick-up line in history...</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.22&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.22"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_23"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_23"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time"> 4 Oct 2019 11:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 4 Oct 2019 12:41"></span></span> <span class="message_count">23 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.23">42453.23</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_22" target="_self">42453.22</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Also one of the most confusing.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.23&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.23"> <span class="rating">+1/1</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_24"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_24"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time"> 4 Oct 2019 12:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 4 Oct 2019 12:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">24 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.24">42453.24</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_23" target="_self">42453.23</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The mating call of the supermarket stalker.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.24&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.24"> <span class="rating">+1/1</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_25"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_25"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time"> 5 Oct 2019 06:25</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Oct 2019 18:37"></span></span> <span class="message_count">25 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.25">42453.25</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_22" target="_self">42453.22</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You've never came out with me on a night out to the Queen's Hall... In my naive youth friends and I would challenge each other in opening lines while trying to impress the ladies. I'm pretty sure at one point our opening gambit to a rather larger set lady was how much she could bench press. <span class="emoticon e_fail" title="(fail)"><span class="e__">(fail)</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.25&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.25"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_26"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_26"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time"> 5 Oct 2019 10:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 5 Oct 2019 17:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">26 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.26">42453.26</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_25" target="_self">42453.25</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'm sure many of teh males here have done or said some regrettable (or otherwise) things in their youth. I cringe at the memory of what my 17/18 year old self thought was acceptable on occasion. The sad thing is that Mr Trigg R Fool is now 45. He's gone from never being in trouble with the police, to being so desperate for contact but so ignorant of how to achieve it, that he does this.<br /> <br /> What is striking is his inarticulacy. The bizarre thing he said to the PC is exactly in line with the kind of stuff he used to post here. It looks as though it should mean something, but it really doesn't. Like one of those programs designed to imitate human conversation - and not the more successful ones.<br /> <br /> Either he's done something else, or he's up for sentence on <a href="https://scotcourts.gov.uk/current-business/court-rolls/court-roll?id=c8df6fa7-8980-69d2-b500-ff0000d74aa7">Monday</a>. I wonder what he'll get. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.26&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.26"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_27"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_27"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX)<span class="message_time"> 5 Oct 2019 20:45</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 5 Oct 2019 20:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">27 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.27">42453.27</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_26" target="_self">42453.26</a></div> <div class="message_body"> If he's very lucky, one of these<br /> <br /> <img alt="" src="https://www.warhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/00-irmagrese.jpg" style="width:800px;height:419px;" /></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.27&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.27"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_28"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_28"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Oct 2019 18:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Oct 2019 19:51"></span></span> <span class="message_count">28 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.28">42453.28</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_25" target="_self">42453.25</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I have admitted to several lovers and many female mates that my initial espousal of feminism in the mid-seventies was a ploy to get off with more interesting women. Perversely, and meta-ly, this was and remains a reasonably effective opening gambit, even to this day.<br /> <br /> I can remember a lad on the same degree course as me - the son of a nationally lauded/reviled artist - telling me his killer pick-up line before a party (anecdote fail: I cannot remember the fucking line. It had something to do with drowning in the layyyyydeez' eyes. It was ghastly), then resolutely failing with it over and over again and getting miserably drunk.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.28&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.28"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_29"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_29"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time"> 7 Oct 2019 11:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Oct 2019 18:21"></span></span> <span class="message_count">29 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.29">42453.29</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_28" target="_self">42453.28</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Google suggests several variations on "Somebody call a lifeguard. Because I'm drowning in your eyes". <br /> <br /> You're right about it's ghastliness, but aren't all of these ready-worked-out sentences ghastly? I don't think I've ever known anybody actually use one, but I suppose people do.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.29&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.29"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a42453_30"></a><div class="message" id="message_42453_30"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time"> 7 Oct 2019 13:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Oct 2019 13:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">30 of 54</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.30">42453.30</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=42453.21#a42453_29" target="_self">42453.29</a></div> <div class="message_body"> "I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?" was the one I always liked best, though I think I only attempted to actually use it the once, and that on a dare.<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 7 Oct 2019 13:05 by MILKO</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=42453.30&return_msg=42453.21" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="42453.30"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="42453.31" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>