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I felt like I'd drunk a bottle of syrup.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.22&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.22"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_23"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_23"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 04:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 1 Aug 2015 19:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">23 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.23">41543.23</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.18">41543.18</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Yeah, still on Arch. Really can't beat it.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.23&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.23"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_24"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_24"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 05:19</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 1 Aug 2015 19:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">24 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.24">41543.24</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.17">41543.17</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I find temperature to be a greater determinant of speed of tea drinking.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.24&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.24"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_25"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_25"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 06:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: CHYRON (DSMITHHFX) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Jul 2015 10:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">25 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.25">41543.25</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.22#a41543_22" target="_self">41543.22</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I had to explain to a number of adults the other day that a long Island iced tea didn't contain iced tea. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.25&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.25"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_26"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_26"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 07:30</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Jul 2015 07:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">26 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.26">41543.26</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.21">41543.21</a></div> <div class="message_body"> At least there isn't much scope for toppings...<br /><br /> I reckon PB's a strong tea type of person, leaving the tea bag in as long as possible. In fact he'll ask for the bag to be left in as the cup's brought to his desk and remove it when it's sufficiently brewed with his fingers. Or the top end of a biro if it's still too hot. It'll be served in a cylindrical cup (not one of those tapered cone like nonsenses) and have a handle that can comfortably contain three fingers, for when the cup's full and heavier, and still feels comfortable with two fingers when he's getting to the dregs.<br /><br /> It'll probably have a picture of a horse on it.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.26&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.26"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_27"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_27"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 08:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Jul 2015 08:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">27 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.27">41543.27</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.22#a41543_26" target="_self">41543.26</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I like my tea strong with not too much milk, no sugar.<br /><br /> I have a Winnie-the-Pooh mug at work. It's quite small and says Bee Happy all over it. It was a spare one when I started 2 years ago.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.27&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.27"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_28"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_28"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 08:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: graphitone <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Jul 2015 08:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">28 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.28">41543.28</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.22#a41543_26" target="_self">41543.26</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'd also like a teapot at my desk so I could pour a couple of brews, but that would mean having milk at the desk too.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.28&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.28"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_29"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_29"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 11:49</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Jul 2015 12:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">29 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.29">41543.29</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.22#a41543_27" target="_self">41543.27</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I like the sound of the mug!<br /> (pooh)(bees)(honey)</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.29&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.29"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_30"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_30"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 12:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Jul 2015 20:55"></span></span> <span class="message_count">30 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.30">41543.30</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.22#a41543_29" target="_self">41543.29</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Just for you Nigel<br /><br /><iframe src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/DAX5g2C6H5w" style="height:360px;margin:0px auto;width:480px;"></iframe></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.30&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.30"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a41543_31"></a><div class="message" id="message_41543_31"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: graphitone<span class="message_time">31 Jul 2015 12:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Jul 2015 12:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">31 of 110</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.31">41543.31</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=41543.22#a41543_28" target="_self">41543.28</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Teapot sounds ace.<br /><br /> I have a cup that I keep meaning to bring to work. At the moment I have a very generic 'Searches UK' mug that I found in the kitchen here, after smashing my other one into the server room door in a fit of clumsiness.<br /><br /> It's got our town's clock tower on on side, and the moon on the other. I'll try and find a pic...</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=41543.31&return_msg=41543.22" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="41543.31"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="41543.32" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>