Nobody cares about Tarby
As for my wish list*:
Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth
Ian McKellan
Bob Ford (either that or he'll win WeightWatchers Slimmer of the Year)
Justin Bieber (with JOE's permission)
* I'm assuming that this has to be specific people rather than generics like 'IS hostages' or 'the 50% of Scotland who voted against English independence'
EDITED: 12 Jan 2015 14:36 by MR_BASTARD