Kettle discrimination!! Oppression!!
Cup? Pot? Do you "hotten the pot"?
Will no one offer me a tea then? Bastards. :'-(
They made me move to New Zealand because of it. Problem is, I don't like beer or wine, so I'm not too popular round here either.
'They'?
Do you mean the Feds? Those bastards turfed you out 'cos you don't like tea? That's just not cricket. If I were you, I'd complain in the strongest possible terms to your MP (or whatever the NZ equivalent is).
Don't like tea, don't like beer or wine... What DO you like, man? Water? Coffee? Just because you don't like it doesn't mean you can't offer me one or the other.
If he doesn't like it, there's a good chance he doesn't keep a stock of it, so is therefore unable to proffer the items to your good self. I have an abundance of tea in my drawer here at work, so you can have some of that. I've got Earl Grey, White, Assam and some bog standard decaf.
Thanks, graph. Should I be in your weck of the noods, I'll take you up on the offer. ;-)
I suppose the patched one could be a plain or pink lemonade aficionado...