Or he could just go round and shoot her. Problem sorted.
See, that's why you aren't allowed to have guns!
But I thought that's why you had guns.
You may be right, but we don't go around bragging about it! That's why they take your guns!
No, they have guns so they can shoot their instructors.
Oh it's old news wattsy, we've both moved on with our lives long ago. This is just sorting out the formalities. Thanks for the free hug, though!
Exactly what every 9 year old American dreams of doing I'm sure.
Have another one, this one will cost ya though!
Have I become such a lurker that I missed this? For shame.
Knives, exploding bumbershoots, something special in the Christmas pudding or spotted dick...