There's only one Bastard here.
I think that wall needs tanking, just look at the damp coming through.
I'll sort it for 50 brick. And I'll sweep up nice after too.
How much on top for giving the nice man a proper buggering?
I misread that as 'just look at the camp coming through'!
<channels Blackadder> A THOUSAND POUNDS.
I'd sort that out for 50 brick too. But I don't touch BDSM. You'll have to get in someone qualified for that.
I googled for Bing the other day :'D