We should get you two to meet up and arm Ken with a sharp straw. He could then liposuck your excess flab, ingesting as much as he needs to bulk up.
The length of the straw will be determined by how comfortable you both are with this process, but Ken will need some serious sucking power if it's anything over a meter. Ken, you're good at sucking, right?! ;-)
You are one sick puppy.
I am in awe.
I can hold my own I suppose :-O
(it's called a search function)
I've used it. And my comment still stands. I think the search function is the weakest area in beehive. No offense because I couldn't do it better.
What's wrong with it?
Maybe I can do better, but only if you tell me.