I forgot to mention that he also headbutted the guy he was punching.
At least it was entertaining. The guy and women were talking to the police when I last saw them.
Tina and I have decided to call people nigger the rest of the night.
It's just before 9am, UK time. I'm sitting in my office. In a short time, the office manager will bring me a roll and square sausage and black pudding, with tomato sauce. There will be no headbutting, shoving, or nigger-calling.
Apparently ASDA are doing some sort of Black Friday bollocks. I don't approve of this madness.
I can't convey how sorry I feel for you.
And now we're getting pizza for lunch because it's Friday. My work sucks sometimes.
(but this is not one of those times.)
Wait a god dammed fucking minute. It's Friday today, and we're ahead of you (in so any ways).
The only thing you're ahead of us on is the Special Olympics.
So you had your Black Friday on a Thursday? When do you have Thanksgiving?