Why do you think I carry guns? People take me for granted, and that's a good thing. They think they can just push me around because I'm skin and bones. Then I put a cap in their ass and they change their minds!
It's never a good thing to be taken for granted. I'm the only male* in a household with three females, so I should know.
* unless you count the budgerigars, and even one of them's "suss"
Haggis and black pudding sauce, on a blue steak. (drool)
Such a great idea. <notes>
I've still to perfect the recipe, but it usually involves smushing it up with onions, an Oxo cube disolved in boiling water and some red wine, adding some tomato purée to thicken, and letting it reduce down.
I need a bigger freezer :(
I'm currently in my local chippy waiting for a haggis supper and listening to a girl tell her dad about the amazing black pudding she'd had.
She was just crazy for hot black pudding.
Just as I read that, the advert for BBC digital radio with the wierd little puppety Lionel Richie came on.
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