Sorry, but I'm out tonight, and tomorrow night. But I feel that there should be some kind of regular scheduling of this, so that at some point I can turn up drunk on something inappropriate* and babble at you.
*I've just spent just over a week in Spain drinking with people who like cheap Spanish sparkling wines of all tints, Spanish cider (which is amazing) and cheap Spanish non-sparkling wines of all tints. It's a whole different kind of drunkeness for me.