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Java-me-do
From: af (CAER)
25 Mar 2011 10:55
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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The downside being that Xcode is a horribly confusing mess of a (pair of) applications, unless he pays £5 for Xcode 4.
From: af (CAER)
25 Mar 2011 10:57
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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Possibly the reason the job market for Java is so large is because it's used so much in enterprise software (
:&
).
KOS: learn COBOL
:{)
From: af (CAER)
25 Mar 2011 10:58
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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Also, wtf is with that uppercase TITLE tag? It looks ugleh.
From: Matt
25 Mar 2011 12:22
To: af (CAER)
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This.
Plus Java is such a pain to use they have to hire two Java developers for every one developer of
every
other programming language.
From: steve
25 Mar 2011 12:25
To: af (CAER)
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That is the sentence I was trying to create, but I could not find the words
:(
From: af (CAER)
25 Mar 2011 12:33
To: ALL
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Also, time to bring out my favourite enterprise software images: dependency diagrams...
This one is not so bad:
http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/201101/DependencyGraph.png
This one is a bit more complex:
http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/201103/tes0001.jpg
This one... is no moon...
http://img.thedailywtf.com/images/201103/big_ball_of_yarn.jpg
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
25 Mar 2011 14:59
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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Ummm, it's a bit more than that. Even HTML 5 requires the HEAD/BODY to be defined and tags to be properly closed. No?
EDITED: 25 Mar 2011 15:00 by MR_BASTARD
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
25 Mar 2011 15:02
To: Matt
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Plus, from a purely aesthetics POV Java apps all have one thing in common...bloody ugly.
From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
25 Mar 2011 15:18
To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
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Nope.
The head element ends (and the body starts) as soon as the first non-head element is used. It doesn't need the explicit tags to work.
(I think there's a margin bug with IE6 if you don't specify html and body, but IE9 is out now, so I'm not going to care about IE6 layout issues now.)
From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)
25 Mar 2011 16:25
To: Peter (BOUGHTONP)
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Indeed, it appears that you are correct!
That's just bloody messed up!