I disabled all the silly parties who nobody really votes for.
29%: Conservative
28%: Liberal Democrats
-2%: Labour
I suspect they misunderstood me on some of the answers, though. For instance, while I agree that university tuition fees should be scrapped, I also believe that 80% of university places should be scrapped, but they didn't ask about that.
Other beliefs:
1. Retirement age should be abolished, but free healthcare is limited to "making you comfortable" ten years after retirement.
2. The NHS should also be massively cut back for wasters, freeloaders and the educationally sub-normal.
3. There shouldn't be an English Parliament, because we should devolve Scotland entirely. At which point any Scottish people living in England who have been convicted of a crime should be deported to Glenrothes, Fife ("good for business; great for life"). Also, any Protestants in Northern Ireland should be relocated to Carlisle, then Eire can have their six counties back.
4. Fewer MPs sounds good; none at all would be excellent. All political decisions to be made by phone or web referenda, following informative television debates hosted by Rachel Stevens.
5. Religion to be made illegal and punishable by burning at the stake again. (This will help solve the over-population problem in Carlisle caused by 3.)
(5a. Also homeopathy, reiki and any other blatant bloody nonsense.)
VOTE FOR ME, MOTHERFUCKERS.