I didn't figure they were, I was just being a dumbass.
I can't think that 0 swap is how it should be, but I dunno. It's very hard to compare this to other forums (like mine) because the traffic is much greater here and the database has to be 50X bigger than mine. But I don't know if it's a SQL lag I'm seeing or the actual serving of the pages.
EDITED: 9 Nov 2009 02:32 by SHIELDSIT