You haven't been to one in ages, I've almost forgotten what you look like, so come to the meat! :@
Pffft. You're lying; I know you're coming to the meat! :@
You're a cheese freak, so you have to come to the meat! :@
You're lying too. You can't not be there. Come to the meat! :@
You're new, so you don't have a choice: come to the meat! :@
You said you're coming, so go vote Yes and come to the meat! :@
You too. Vote yes and get your arse to the meat! :@
You're coming to the meat, right? Why haven't you voted yes yet? :@
You don't post enough any more! Pop down to the meat to make up for it! :@
You've got 999 posts... make your thousandth a special one by saying you're coming to the meat! :@