You've got a flashy new job, so plenty of money, come to the meat! :@
You've got no job, so plenty of spare time, come to the meat! :@
You... I haven't got a clue what you're doing, so come to the meat! :@
You haven't been to one in ages, I've almost forgotten what you look like, so come to the meat! :@
Pffft. You're lying; I know you're coming to the meat! :@
You're a cheese freak, so you have to come to the meat! :@
You're lying too. You can't not be there. Come to the meat! :@
You're new, so you don't have a choice: come to the meat! :@
You said you're coming, so go vote Yes and come to the meat! :@
You too. Vote yes and get your arse to the meat! :@