:(
Still, at least that all together almost sounds like a nearly just about acceptable reason, instead of the other lazy layabouts. :@
You better come to the meat or I'll kick your arse! :@
You've got a flashy new job, so plenty of money, come to the meat! :@
You've got no job, so plenty of spare time, come to the meat! :@
You... I haven't got a clue what you're doing, so come to the meat! :@
You haven't been to one in ages, I've almost forgotten what you look like, so come to the meat! :@
Pffft. You're lying; I know you're coming to the meat! :@
You're a cheese freak, so you have to come to the meat! :@
You're lying too. You can't not be there. Come to the meat! :@
You're new, so you don't have a choice: come to the meat! :@