so where is the 'r' in 'castle' then? ohh, hang on, do you mean more of a caaastle?
But it's not.
"ca" as in "cat" without the t. Then "stle" like you said in "whistle".
A section where Mr Bastard teaches me to speak all proper like would be good.
'The caart is in the carrstle having a baaarth'