I've pieced together the best I can what happened; I'd gone to go ring Jodi and was just pottering about Steeton top round where Steve's house is. While down some back road I tripped off a kerb or something and fell arse over tit. Tried to stand up and was in so much pain I fell back over in the mud and rain and must have passed out... For ages. Came too, absolutely drenched and had to drag myself to Steve's house to make his sofa and carpet a complete mess. So, in conclusion.. me = silly cunt + very sorry.