Righty ho. The awards that people should be nominating for are:
The Inevitably Inevitable Award for Best Sig
The Mother Theresa's lovechild award for most helpful person on Teh Forum.
The Jim Davidson award for funniest poster.
The Jim Davidson and Mother Theresa's lovechild award for worst gallery photo.
The boringly titled Funniest Thread award.
The boringlier tiltleded Strangest thread award.
Fatted Calf award for returning member.
Like teh Virgin Award for new member.
Golden Harp award for rattling on endlessly on a single topic (this may include those people who ALWAYS harp on about how they don't get nominated for awards and could do with a special award for that.)
The Stan Boardman Prison Experiment award for shameless mod madness.
That's yer lot. Get nominating.