Teh Forum Awards 2007 - Award categories - Teh Forum

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href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1">1–10</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.11">11–20</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.111">111–119</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=31702.1">Teh Forum Awards 2007 - Award categories</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="31702_1_119_10"> <a name="a31702_1"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_1"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">15 Jan 2007 13:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1">31702.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>(Or 2006, if you want to actually be talking about the year that's being covered by them)</p> <p> </p> <p>So yeah, it's that time of year, when I half-arsedly prod you with sticks until you nominate people for things, then eventually, people win awards and everybody's happy. </p> <p> </p> <p>So, what kind of awards do you want this year?</p> <p> </p> <p>Last year, we had:</p> <p> </p> <p>The somewhat inevitable Best Sig award for best sig.</p> <p> </p> <p>The Matt Beale award for beehive development madskills.</p> <p> </p> <p>The 2Gb tbh award for Most Helpful Poster.</p> <p> </p> <p>The 'Rendle always wins "funniest poster" but I'm not bitter' award for the second funniest poster.</p> <p> </p> <p>The "Ricky!!! eeee's not woorrrrrffff it!!!" award for feeding the troll when there's really no need!!!</p> <p> </p> <p>The "Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home" award for the best flounce.</p> <p> </p> <p>The "No, really, I'm really leaving this time" award for the worst flounce.</p> <p> </p> <p>The "I miss Uncle Tony" award for returning member.</p> <p> </p> <p>The "Best newcomer" award for best Loster.</p> <p> </p> <p>The funniest or strangest thing to happen on teh forum this year award, for the funniest or strangest thing to happen on teh forum this year.</p> <p> </p> <p>The "member who is clearly so dull that nobody really thinks twice about ever considering him for an award even though he has been around for so long he can remember the pre-delphi days" award.</p> <p> </p> <p><br /> ----</p> <p> </p> <p>So come on people, suggest which of those ^ awards you'd like to keep, give reasons for removing the ones you want to boot, and suggest completely new awards which will excite and arouse everyone!</p> <div class="edit_text">EDITED: 7 Dec 2009 20:07 by MATT</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.1&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.1"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_2"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_2"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">15 Jan 2007 20:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 15 Jan 2007 21:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.2">31702.2</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_1" target="_self">31702.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The 'Best forumer to move to London in November' award.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.2&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.2"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_3"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_3"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time">15 Jan 2007 20:45</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 15 Jan 2007 21:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">3 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.3">31702.3</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_1" target="_self">31702.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Best Person with Ginger Hair who lives in Bournemouth <span class="emoticon e_tear_confused" title=":'S"><span class="e__">:'S</span></span><br /> <br /> I HAVE NEVER WON AN AWARD <span class="emoticon e_angry" title=":@"><span class="e__">:@</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.3&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.3"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_4"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_4"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time">15 Jan 2007 20:46</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: steve <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 15 Jan 2007 20:46"></span></span> <span class="message_count">4 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.4">31702.4</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_3" target="_self">31702.3</a></div> <div class="message_body"> BEST USE OF CAPS AND SHOUTING AND ":@" <span class="emoticon e_angry" title=":@"><span class="e__">:@</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.4&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.4"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_5"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_5"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">16 Jan 2007 08:01</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 16 Jan 2007 09:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">5 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.5">31702.5</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_1" target="_self">31702.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Here's some old faves and new ideas:<br /> <br /> Best Sig<br /> <br /> Mattless Beehive Development Award<br /> <br /> Grassy Arse Award for Most Helpful Poster<br /> <br /> Freddie Starr Ate my Bee Award for Funniest poster<br /> <br /> Worst photo in Gallery<br /> <br /> Funniest Thread<br /> <br /> Weirdest thread<br /> <br /> Best Flounce<br /> <br /> Old Faithful Award for longstanding and hitherto unrecognised service<br /> <br /> Golden Harp award for rattling on endlessly on a single topic<br /> <br /> Fatted Calf award for returning member<br /> <br /> Like teh Virgin Award for new member<br /> <br /> Like a Sex Beam Engine Award for hottest poster over 47 <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_cake" title="(cake)"><span class="e__">(cake)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_cheering" title="(cheer)"><span class="e__">(cheer)</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.5&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.5"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_6"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_6"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Dave!!<span class="message_time">16 Jan 2007 08:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 16 Jan 2007 09:37"></span></span> <span class="message_count">6 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.6">31702.6</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_5" target="_self">31702.5</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I'd like to see the Werthers Original award for best forum oldie. Although how would you define that? Those over 40 perhaps?</p> <p> </p> <p>Other than that, like those suggestions, especially some such as the worst photo award.</p> <p> </p> <p>To elaborate on some of the less descriprive awards, I'll put forward these variations:</p> <p> </p> <p>The Anne Widdecombe award for worst photo in Gallery</p> <p> </p> <p>The Peter Kay award for funniest thread</p> <p> </p> <p>The "This-award-is-not-available-because-it-has-flounced" award for best Flounce.</p> <p> </p> <p>Can't think of owt for disturbing thread though <span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__">:(</span></span></p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.6&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.6"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_7"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_7"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">16 Jan 2007 09:40</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Dave!! <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 16 Jan 2007 10:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">7 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.7">31702.7</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_6" target="_self">31702.6</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The Chris Cunningham Award for most disturbing thread? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.7&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.7"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_8"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_8"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Dave!!<span class="message_time">16 Jan 2007 10:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 16 Jan 2007 10:47"></span></span> <span class="message_count">8 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.8">31702.8</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_7" target="_self">31702.7</a></div> <div class="message_body"> How about the Dragon Porn award for most disturbing thread? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.8&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.8"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_9"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_9"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">16 Jan 2007 10:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Dave!! <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 16 Jan 2007 11:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">9 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.9">31702.9</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_8" target="_self">31702.8</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I like that. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.9&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.9"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a31702_10"></a><div class="message" id="message_31702_10"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time">16 Jan 2007 12:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 16 Jan 2007 12:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">10 of 119</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.10">31702.10</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=31702.1#a31702_1" target="_self">31702.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>"The "member who is clearly so dull that nobody really thinks twice about ever considering him for an award even though he has been around for so long he can remember the pre-delphi days" award."</p> <p> </p> <p>\o/</p> <p> </p> <p>/votes for self</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=31702.10&return_msg=31702.1" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="31702.10"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="31702.11" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>