...may we have a prayer section instead? That way, we can pray to Jesus H. Rendle when things are amiss in our lives, or threads are out of control?
You can pray to me whenever you like. Just make sure the post is addressed to me, or I'll probably miss it and be unable to grant/deny your requests.
It's not not knowing everything, it's prioritising everything I know that takes more effort than I'm prepared to expend.
Verily it has been said that my God is a lazy cunt.
Watch it, or you're going on my list.
What list is that, the H-list? As in the Hell List?
No, it's the Hull list.
Ahahaha.
British joke there.