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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.746"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.721">721–730</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.731">731–740</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.741">741–750</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.751">751–760</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.746">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_746_2579_10"> <div class="message"> Message 2226.746 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_747"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_747"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 13:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:16"></span></span> <span class="message_count">747 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.747">2226.747</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.745">2226.745</a></div> <div class="message_body"> My dick's bigger than yours.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.747&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.747"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_748"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_748"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 14:17</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">748 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.748">2226.748</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_747" target="_self">2226.747</a></div> <div class="message_body"> That's as maybe, but I've got a large penis. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.748&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.748"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_749"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_749"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 14:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:37"></span></span> <span class="message_count">749 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.749">2226.749</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_748" target="_self">2226.748</a></div> <div class="message_body"> And mine's larger. By a substantial fraction.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.749&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.749"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_750"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_750"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 14:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">750 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.750">2226.750</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_749" target="_self">2226.749</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I've only got a fraction of a penis. But to compensate, my knob's enormous. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.750&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.750"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_751"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_751"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 14:36</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 15:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">751 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.751">2226.751</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_750" target="_self">2226.750</a></div> <div class="message_body"> And thus begins the international "Mine's Bigger Than Yours" 2003. <br /> <br /> Participants exempt from entry, for reasons of: <br /> - Lack thereof: All ladies; RichDexter <br /> - Default smallest: milko <br /> - Default largest: Dan Herman <br /> <br /> Start your engines!</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.751&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.751"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_752"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_752"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 14:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">752 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.752">2226.752</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_751" target="_self">2226.751</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <a href="http://www.fucksocks.co.uk/sockfucker/me.jpg">www.fucksocks.co.uk/sockfucker/me.jpg</a> <br /> <br /> It was /full/. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.752&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.752"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_753"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_753"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 14:39</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: steve <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">753 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.753">2226.753</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_752" target="_self">2226.752</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <img src="http://www.tehforum.co.uk/forum/getattachment.php?hash=e90b57488321ed69a5b8b3a137e7ea7f" alt="ph33r!" border="0" /> <p> The St Andrew's cross flying from the top of it is just out of shot...</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.753&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.753"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_754"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_754"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 3 Jul 2003 14:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 Jul 2003 14:42"></span></span> <span class="message_count">754 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.754">2226.754</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_753" target="_self">2226.753</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <watches Kenny make a common mistake made by most guitarists> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.754&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.754"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_755"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_755"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time"> 4 Jul 2003 01:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: steve <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 4 Jul 2003 08:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">755 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.755">2226.755</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.746#a2226_752" target="_self">2226.752</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <attracted> <br /> <br /> <br /> <is drunk> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.755&return_msg=2226.746" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.755"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" 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