Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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Sussin'frussin' cracked my ball. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.706&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.706"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_707"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_707"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time"> 2 Jul 2003 00:01</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jul 2003 00:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">707 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.707">2226.707</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.705">2226.705</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Cause partly replied to the wrong post, partly a beginner at this 'getting arbritrary number of posts' malarkey. Well won, my chum. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.707&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.707"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.708 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_709"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_709"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 2 Jul 2003 00:01</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jul 2003 00:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">709 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.709">2226.709</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.706#a2226_706" target="_self">2226.706</a></div> <div class="message_body"> As a general rule, testicularly titled threads seem to be long lived, don't they? Must be the hormones or something. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.709&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.709"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_710"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_710"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 2 Jul 2003 00:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jul 2003 00:02"></span></span> <span class="message_count">710 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.710">2226.710</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.706#a2226_708" target="_self">2226.708</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aye, send me to bed. It's ludicrous being up at this hour at my age. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.710&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.710"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.711 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_712"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_712"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 2 Jul 2003 00:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jul 2003 06:48"></span></span> <span class="message_count">712 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.712">2226.712</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.706#a2226_711" target="_self">2226.711</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I think Kara's going to tuck me in... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.712&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.712"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_713"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_713"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: kara<span class="message_time"> 2 Jul 2003 00:06</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jul 2003 00:07"></span></span> <span class="message_count">713 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.713">2226.713</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.706#a2226_712" target="_self">2226.712</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You englishes have the most amusing euphemisms.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.713&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.713"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_714"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_714"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 2 Jul 2003 00:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: kara <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jul 2003 00:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">714 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.714">2226.714</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.706#a2226_713" target="_self">2226.713</a></div> <div class="message_body"> All the better to avoid any direct mention of...well, you know... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.714&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.714"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_715"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_715"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 2 Jul 2003 00:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">715 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.715">2226.715</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.706#a2226_714" target="_self">2226.714</a></div> <div class="message_body"> G'night all, g'night Granpaw, g'night Johnboy </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.715&return_msg=2226.706" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.715"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down 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