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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.578"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.551">551–560</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.561">561–570</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.571">571–580</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.581">581–590</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.578">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_578_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_578"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_578"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 7 Jun 2003 10:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ixion <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Jun 2003 11:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">578 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.578">2226.578</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.573">2226.573</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I still haven't made a webpage of them and my other carvings yet (I must): but there are shots of one (not the best by any means) in my Yahoo briefcase: <a href="http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/manthorp/lst?.dir=/Carving&.view=l">http://briefcase.yahoo.com/bc/manthorp/lst?.dir=/Carving&.view=l</a> . <br /> <br /> In answer to your mate's question, I draw up the designs, model them 1:1 in plasticine, use a Dremel and dozens of bits for roughing out, and do the carving with a mixture of Xcelite Knives, Swann Morten scalpels fine carving tools and a set of cheapy cheapy jewellers screwdrivers sharpened into chisel and gouge ends. I finish by scraping only and waxing with Renaissance Wax. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.578&return_msg=2226.578" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.578"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.579 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_580"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_580"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 7 Jun 2003 10:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Jun 2003 10:38"></span></span> <span class="message_count">580 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.580">2226.580</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.578#a2226_579" target="_self">2226.579</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Bloody hell, that was BP swiftness. <br /> <br /> It was done before Madonna had teh old and manky. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.580&return_msg=2226.578" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.580"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.581 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_582"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_582"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Ixion<span class="message_time"> 7 Jun 2003 11:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Jun 2003 15:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">582 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.582">2226.582</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.578#a2226_578" target="_self">2226.578</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Eeeeh, cheers muchly I shall pass all that on. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.582&return_msg=2226.578" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.582"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_583"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_583"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 7 Jun 2003 15:06</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Jun 2003 13:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">583 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.583">2226.583</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.578#a2226_581" target="_self">2226.581</a></div> <div class="message_body"> But then it was the infant Jesus, who probably did magic on her fandangle as he passed through the birth canal, ensuring a rapid return to a firm stomach and vaginal tightness. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.583&return_msg=2226.578" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.583"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_584"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_584"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Linn (INDYLS)<span class="message_time"> 7 Jun 2003 19:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Jun 2003 22:18"></span></span> <span class="message_count">584 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.584">2226.584</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.578#a2226_578" target="_self">2226.578</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Those look incredible. You didn't say what kind of wood you prefer? Also, how big are they? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.584&return_msg=2226.578" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.584"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_585"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_585"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">13 Jun 2003 14:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jun 2003 16:55"></span></span> <span class="message_count">585 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.585">2226.585</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.578#a2226_578" target="_self">2226.578</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ever used Liberon finishing oil on your creations? Any tips? [I'm finishing a bass with it.] </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.585&return_msg=2226.578" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.585"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.586 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_587"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_587"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">13 Jun 2003 14:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jun 2003 14:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">587 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.587">2226.587</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.578#a2226_586" target="_self">2226.586</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Is "smelt of vagina" some form of metal ore extraction? I'd like to meet that woman. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.587&return_msg=2226.578" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.587"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.588" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>