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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.505"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.481">481–490</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.491">491–500</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.501">501–510</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.511">511–520</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.505">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_505_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_505"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_505"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">22 May 2003 16:49</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: dank (XPANDER) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 May 2003 16:51"></span></span> <span class="message_count">505 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.505">2226.505</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.504">2226.504</a></div> <div class="message_body"> [The second post ever of the original 1st to 1,000,000 thread] </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.505&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.505"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_506"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_506"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: af (CAER)<span class="message_time">22 May 2003 17:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 May 2003 17:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">506 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.506">2226.506</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.505#a2226_505" target="_self">2226.505</a></div> <div class="message_body"> [the 32,768th post thereof] </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.506&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.506"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_507"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_507"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">22 May 2003 17:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: af (CAER) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 May 2003 18:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">507 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.507">2226.507</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.505#a2226_506" target="_self">2226.506</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I think you skipped a couple, there. Also, I believe that post was PsychoHippy's. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.507&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.507"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.508 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_509"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_509"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 May 2003 22:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 May 2003 23:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">509 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.509">2226.509</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.488">2226.488</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It'll be a wee wait yet. I'm well on with the exteriors of number six, but I've not even drawn the roundels <span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":-("><span class="e__">:-(</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.509&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.509"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_510"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_510"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 May 2003 22:53</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 May 2003 23:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">510 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.510">2226.510</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.488">2226.488</a></div> <div class="message_body"> ...but if you'd like to have a look at my testicles in the interim...? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.510&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.510"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_511"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_511"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">23 May 2003 01:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 23 May 2003 14:21"></span></span> <span class="message_count">511 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.511">2226.511</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.505#a2226_510" target="_self">2226.510</a></div> <div class="message_body"> No, they suck. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.511&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.511"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_512"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_512"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Linn (INDYLS)<span class="message_time">23 May 2003 12:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">512 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.512">2226.512</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.505#a2226_511" target="_self">2226.511</a></div> <div class="message_body"> BAD JOKE ALERT!! (but its about a wood ball) <br /> <br /> <br /> A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. <br /> <br /> "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." <br /> <br /> The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" <br /> <br /> "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.512&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.512"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.513 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_514"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_514"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Linn (INDYLS)<span class="message_time">23 May 2003 13:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 23 May 2003 13:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">514 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.514">2226.514</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.505#a2226_513" target="_self">2226.513</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Thats dreadful. As was the other one. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.514&return_msg=2226.505" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.514"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.515" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>