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I theem to have developed a lithp. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.48&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.48"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_49"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_49"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 10:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 10:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">49 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.49">2226.49</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.46">2226.46</a></div> <div class="message_body"> All it takes is a sub-Benny Hill double entendre in the thread title and an arty premise and voila! Perpetual motion. The only way to kill it for certain is to bring the subject round to discussing The Eagles.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.49&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.49"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_50"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_50"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 10:25</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 10:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">50 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.50">2226.50</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.47#a2226_49" target="_self">2226.49</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'm game for that. The Eagles are intensely boring shite for old people, although the Alabama 3 cover of Hotel California is more interesting. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.50&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.50"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_51"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_51"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: JonCooper<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 10:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 10:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">51 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.51">2226.51</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.47#a2226_49" target="_self">2226.49</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Eagles are way cool, nesting up high and being hard as fuck. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.51&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.51"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_52"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_52"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 11:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: JonCooper <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 11:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">52 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.52">2226.52</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.47#a2226_51" target="_self">2226.51</a></div> <div class="message_body"> And sleeping intermittently at the Hotel California.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.52&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.52"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_53"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_53"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 11:09</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 11:23"></span></span> <span class="message_count">53 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.53">2226.53</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.47#a2226_49" target="_self">2226.49</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Incidentally, where can I get my mitts on your book? I downloaded it when you mentioned it, but then never got round to reading it, and I'd like to have another crack at it. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.53&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.53"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_54"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_54"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 11:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 11:23"></span></span> <span class="message_count">54 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.54">2226.54</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.47#a2226_52" target="_self">2226.52</a></div> <div class="message_body"> What's the book about and how long is it? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.54&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.54"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_55"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_55"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 11:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 11:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">55 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.55">2226.55</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.47#a2226_54" target="_self">2226.54</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'll upload it on this thread later tonight. It's called Dying for Hammer, and it's about the life of a character who lives (and dies, regularly) in a world based on Hammer horror films. It's a light-hearted, bloody, scatological romp.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.55&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.55"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_56"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_56"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">31 Mar 2003 11:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Mar 2003 11:36"></span></span> <span class="message_count">56 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.56">2226.56</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.47#a2226_55" target="_self">2226.55</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Cool, if you do it tonite I'll take it to school and print it out tomorrow<br /> <br /> My printer is borked <span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":-("><span class="e__">:-(</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.56&return_msg=2226.47" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.56"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.57" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>