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class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325">2226.325</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.324">2226.324</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ouch!</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.325&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.325"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_326"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_326"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">22 Apr 2003 06:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Apr 2003 07:02"></span></span> <span class="message_count">326 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.326">2226.326</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_325" target="_self">2226.325</a></div> <div class="message_body"> THe old ones are the bestest.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.326&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.326"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_327"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_327"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">22 Apr 2003 07:40</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Apr 2003 08:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">327 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.327">2226.327</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_326" target="_self">2226.326</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Your balls that started this thread rolling back in February seem to have been cut during the data black out <span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__">:(</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.327&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.327"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_328"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_328"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Apr 2003 08:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Apr 2003 10:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">328 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.328">2226.328</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_327" target="_self">2226.327</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'm just about finishing another, which I'll post as soon as I'm done. <br /> <br /> Hey Mouse! Gabe & Gill are on their way now!</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.328&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.328"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_329"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_329"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">24 Apr 2003 12:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">329 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.329">2226.329</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_328" target="_self">2226.328</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Just finished my fifth ball in record time. It's got two scenes of the German occupation. <br /> <br /> The first is taken from a recruiting poster for the Legion of St. George, a legion of British Nazi soldiers recruited from the Channel Islands and from the ranks of prisoners of war. The Jerseyese don't like to admit this part of their history, but I felt the St. George reference made it directly relevant. <br /> <br /> The second scene is of the German occupation of Gorey castle (where my balls will be on permanent display). One of the soldiers is chucking out of the window half of a much battered statue of St. Mary, who has already suffered the indignity of being built into a wall during the reformation.<br /> <br /> My next might be the dragon one I've been saving up (NOT St. George, actually, but a Marian legend), full of action and gore and coils. Or one about a fraudulent priest. Either wouid be fun. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.329&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.329"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_330"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_330"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time">24 Apr 2003 12:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Apr 2003 12:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">330 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.330">2226.330</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_329" target="_self">2226.329</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You are the wood-god <span class="emoticon e_grin" title=":D"><span class="e__">:D</span></span><br /> <br /> And eeef for working on them that tiny, with the ammount my hands shake doing stuff like that, I'd need to work on balls with 5m diametre! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.330&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.330"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_331"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_331"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">24 Apr 2003 12:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: steve <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Apr 2003 13:00"></span></span> <span class="message_count">331 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.331">2226.331</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_330" target="_self">2226.330</a></div> <div class="message_body"> They would be bloody impressive, mind </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.331&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.331"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_332"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_332"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)<span class="message_time">24 Apr 2003 13:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Apr 2003 13:02"></span></span> <span class="message_count">332 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.332">2226.332</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_329" target="_self">2226.329</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="emoticon e_shock" title=":-O"><span class="e__">:-O</span></span><br /> <br /> How much are you charging them for that kind of work? I wish I had some sort of something I needed done in wood, if I did I'd have you do it. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.332&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.332"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_333"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_333"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">24 Apr 2003 13:06</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Apr 2003 13:07"></span></span> <span class="message_count">333 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.333">2226.333</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_331" target="_self">2226.331</a></div> <div class="message_body"> They are brilliant!!<br /> <br /> And the thread is back as well! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.333&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.333"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_334"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_334"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">24 Apr 2003 13:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Apr 2003 14:00"></span></span> <span class="message_count">334 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.334">2226.334</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.325#a2226_332" target="_self">2226.332</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Bloody loads. I'm being paid £7,500 for the twelve. Though that's inclusive, so my research trip had to come out of it (about £300), and materials (only about £300, for musical instrument grade boxwood courtesy of Prince Charles - well, Highgrove estate, anyway), and blades (£150 and rising) </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.334&return_msg=2226.325" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.334"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.335" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>