Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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<div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.309">2226.309</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.308">2226.308</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Well I'm mor of a Twirl man myself but I musn't grumble. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.309&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.309"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.310 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_311"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_311"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">21 Apr 2003 04:25</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Apr 2003 04:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">311 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.311">2226.311</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.309#a2226_310" target="_self">2226.310</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Twirls are full of chocolately goodness, they are not wrong, unlike you. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.311&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.311"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.312 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_313"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_313"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time">21 Apr 2003 05:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Apr 2003 05:09"></span></span> <span class="message_count">313 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.313">2226.313</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.306">2226.306</a></div> <div class="message_body"> me and wibbly have so far shared a giant kinder egg and polished off a whittards egg that i got "free" with a mug. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.313&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.313"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_314"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_314"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">21 Apr 2003 05:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Gobfounded (YVE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Apr 2003 05:21"></span></span> <span class="message_count">314 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.314">2226.314</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.309#a2226_313" target="_self">2226.313</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Picture a child eating a chocolate orb the size of it's own head.<br /> <br /> Mother: "You know you're getting that because jesus died for our sins"<br /> Kid: "Yeah, sgreat"<br /> <br /> </"> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.314&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.314"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_315"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_315"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">22 Apr 2003 05:01</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Apr 2003 06:34"></span></span> <span class="message_count">315 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.315">2226.315</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.183">2226.183</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Auscwits wasn't a hotel, rhen?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.315&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.315"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_316"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_316"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">22 Apr 2003 05:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Apr 2003 07:03"></span></span> <span class="message_count">316 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.316">2226.316</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.196">2226.196</a></div> <div class="message_body"> are</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.316&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.316"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_317"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_317"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">22 Apr 2003 05:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Apr 2003 05:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">317 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.317">2226.317</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.309#a2226_312" target="_self">2226.312</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Incidentally, I found something nicer than Twirls. A Twril borken up and put on top of a Cadburys Tinned Chocolate pudding. Sex. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.317&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.317"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_318"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_318"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">22 Apr 2003 05:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Apr 2003 05:16"></span></span> <span class="message_count">318 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.318">2226.318</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.309#a2226_317" target="_self">2226.317</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Twirls are great. Greg is wrong. FACTYOURIGHTINYOURFACTINGEAR!!! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.318&return_msg=2226.309" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.318"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.319" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>