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<div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.294">2226.294</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.286">2226.286</a></div> <div class="message_body"> *black </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.294&return_msg=2226.294" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.294"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.295 was deleted</div> <div class="message"> Message 2226.296 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_297"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_297"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:33</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Apr 2003 16:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">297 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.297">2226.297</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.294#a2226_296" target="_self">2226.296</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Not another one who can't decide.<br /> <br /> At least Xen knows he's a black. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.297&return_msg=2226.294" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.297"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.298 was deleted</div> <div class="message"> Message 2226.299 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_300"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_300"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Apr 2003 01:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">300 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.300">2226.300</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.294#a2226_299" target="_self">2226.299</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 300 </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.300&return_msg=2226.294" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.300"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_301"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_301"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Apr 2003 01:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">301 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.301">2226.301</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.294#a2226_295" target="_self">2226.295</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Somewhere else round here, englishpaul was saying that his oldest son is getting married in tropical parts, and it'd cost £2500 for him to attend. Mikee needs at least a grand to get his t-shirt making enterprise off the ground. £2500 would help buy prosthetic arms for little Ali the bombed Iraqi kid, or allow Andee to put a deposit on a RealDoll. With £2500, Steve Manthorp could buy enough Dremel bits to carve a ball the size of a melon, or allow Kev to pretend to be a big carved ball for a month. It could save starving children in Africa; tackle deforestation in the Amazon basin or help the victims of Agent Orange spraying in Vietnam. <br /> <br /> But yeah, I'll add it to the list of things I'd like to be able to do with any spare wads of £2500 I happen to find lying around. It'll be right up there between buying Wayne his car and Simon a metric ton of beef jerky. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.301&return_msg=2226.294" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.301"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_302"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_302"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 17:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Apr 2003 04:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">302 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.302">2226.302</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.294#a2226_301" target="_self">2226.301</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Hey, I don't need the /whole/ doll. Just the pelvic region will be fine. And a singular breast, perhaps.<br /> <br /> I'll spend the rest of the £2500 on lubrication and Nelson Mandela's public speaking cassettes.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.302&return_msg=2226.294" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.302"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_303"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_303"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: kara<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 19:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Apr 2003 04:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">303 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.303">2226.303</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.294#a2226_301" target="_self">2226.301</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Simon is likely to share the jerky, and so should come ahead of Wayne's car (maybe, John).</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.303&return_msg=2226.294" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.303"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.304" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>