Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.288"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.261">261–270</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.271">271–280</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.281">281–290</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.291">291–300</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.288">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_288_2579_10"> <div class="message"> Message 2226.288 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_289"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_289"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Apr 2003 16:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">289 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.289">2226.289</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.288#a2226_288" target="_self">2226.288</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Sounds grate. Did you get any easter eggs? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.289&return_msg=2226.288" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.289"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_290"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_290"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Apr 2003 16:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">290 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.290">2226.290</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.286">2226.286</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Welcome back Greg. I did a gig at the Barfly in Glasgow on Friday. We didn't have a drummer, so there were just 2 of us on stage. That made us almost exactly unlike The Eagles. Funny how these things work out. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.290&return_msg=2226.288" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.290"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.291 was deleted</div> <div class="message"> Message 2226.292 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_293"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_293"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Apr 2003 16:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">293 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.293">2226.293</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.288#a2226_292" target="_self">2226.292</a></div> <div class="message_body"> If you move to Glasgow, learn to play drums and can operate as a self-contained getting-to-gigs-reliably unit, then yes. But it looks like we might have a few leads as far as getting one goes; turns out the sound guy is a drummer, and because the main band never turned up (The Chap, apparently they're from London, but no one seemed to know anything about them or why they never showed), we had a bit of a jam in the extra soundchecking time we had. That means I've played twice on that stage with three different drummers but the audience has only heard us with drums on that stage once. That's like, if I had a fox, a rabbit and a lettuce, and I wanted to get across a river in a very small rowing boat or something. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.293&return_msg=2226.288" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.293"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_294"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_294"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Apr 2003 16:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">294 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.294">2226.294</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.286">2226.286</a></div> <div class="message_body"> *black </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.294&return_msg=2226.288" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.294"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.295 was deleted</div> <div class="message"> Message 2226.296 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_297"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_297"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">20 Apr 2003 16:33</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Apr 2003 16:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">297 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.297">2226.297</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.288#a2226_296" target="_self">2226.296</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Not another one who can't decide.<br /> <br /> At least Xen knows he's a black. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.297&return_msg=2226.288" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.297"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.298" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>