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(PSYCHO_GEEZER) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 15:49"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2491 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491">2226.2491</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2486">2226.2486</a></div> <div class="message_body"> and I have an old man's taste in shoes (that old man not being Elton John BTW)</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2491&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2491"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2492"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2492"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 13:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 13:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2492 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2492">2226.2492</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2490">2226.2490</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I dunno, he's dead to me now <span class="emoticon e_csad" title=":C"><span class="e__">:C</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2492&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2492"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2493"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2493"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Voltane<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 14:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: koswix <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 14:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2493 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2493">2226.2493</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2492" target="_self">2226.2492</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He's Conservative; he was always dead to you.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2493&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2493"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2494"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2494"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 14:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Voltane <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 14:23"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2494 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2494">2226.2494</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2493" target="_self">2226.2493</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Very true. Tory scum.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2494&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2494"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2495"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2495"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time"> 2 Aug 2011 13:53</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2495 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2495">2226.2495</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2494" target="_self">2226.2494</a></div> <div class="message_body"> How are you?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2495&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2495"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2496"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2496"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time"> 2 Aug 2011 13:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Aug 2011 13:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2496 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2496">2226.2496</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2495" target="_self">2226.2495</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Fine thanks, yourself?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2496&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2496"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2497"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2497"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time"> 2 Aug 2011 13:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Aug 2011 13:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2497 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2497">2226.2497</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2496" target="_self">2226.2496</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I've been better, I dropped a wardrobe on my foot.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2497&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2497"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2498"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2498"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time"> 2 Aug 2011 13:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Aug 2011 13:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2498 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2498">2226.2498</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2497" target="_self">2226.2497</a></div> <div class="message_body"> HA! You bell-end. How did you manage that?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2498&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2498"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2499"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2499"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time"> 2 Aug 2011 13:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Aug 2011 13:55"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2499 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2499">2226.2499</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2498" target="_self">2226.2498</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Well, I was helping a mate load up a van 'cos he's moving. It slipped and landed on my foot.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2499&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2499"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2500"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2500"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time"> 2 Aug 2011 13:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Aug 2011 13:55"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2500 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2500">2226.2500</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491#a2226_2499" target="_self">2226.2499</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Could have been worse, could have been me!</p> <p>Yay! Post 2500. <span class="emoticon e_pipe" title=":-Y"><span class="e__">:-Y</span></span></p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 2 Aug 2011 13:56 by JESUSONEEZ</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2500&return_msg=2226.2491" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2500"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2501" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>