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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.2481"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2461">2461–2470</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2471">2471–2480</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481">2481–2490</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2491">2491–2500</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.2481">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_2481_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_2481"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2481"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 10:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 13:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2481 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481">2226.2481</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2480">2226.2480</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <noemots>Only probable? What further evidence do you need? I shall bugger a choirboy on your table at the next Northern Meat.</noemots></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2481&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2481"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2482"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2482"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 10:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2482 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2482">2226.2482</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <noemots>Gonna do Ramadan yet again this year in sympathy with Ms. G & Rosie, but cheating a bit - I'm permitting myself water when I work out. The times are really tough this year, though: <a href="http://www.ramadantimes.co.uk/html/cities/Bradford-ramadan-timetable.htm">http://www.ramadantimes.co.uk/html/cities/Bradford-ramadan-timetable.htm</a><br /> <br /> Anyone fancy joining in for a few days, either for the challenge, quick & dirty weightloss or spiritual gain? Your souls are damned to hell anyway, so that last one's a bit pointless.</noemots></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2482&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2482"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2483"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2483"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 10:39</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 10:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2483 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2483">2226.2483</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481#a2226_2482" target="_self">2226.2482</a></div> <div class="message_body"> A few people in my group at work/uni have asked if I wanted to do it, but I'd definitely have to cheat with drinks during the day, though the quick & dirty weightloss idea isn't a bad one!</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2483&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2483"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2484"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2484"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 10:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 10:42"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2484 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2484">2226.2484</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481#a2226_2483" target="_self">2226.2483</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <noemots>That first 4am till 9pm stretch looks a bit bloody daunting.</noemots></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2484&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2484"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2485"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2485"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 11:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 11:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2485 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2485">2226.2485</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481#a2226_2482" target="_self">2226.2482</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I might do, I think I'll just end up having a go and seeing what happens..</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2485&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2485"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2486"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2486"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Some call me... (PSYCHO_GEEZER)<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 12:34</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 13:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2486 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2486">2226.2486</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2470">2226.2470</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You're just no fun these days.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2486&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2486"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2487"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2487"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william (WILLIAMA)<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 12:46</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 13:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2487 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2487">2226.2487</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2471">2226.2471</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Also, in the upper left triangle, is that mark woodgrain?</p> <p>You haven't, by any chance, cracked your whatever-that-shape-is? <span class="emoticon e_shock" title=":-O"><span class="e__">:-O</span></span></p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2487&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2487"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2488"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2488"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 13:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 19:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2488 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2488">2226.2488</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481#a2226_2487" target="_self">2226.2487</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <noemots>It was a bastard knot that only appeared late in the making thereof. God cracked my truncated cube.</noemots></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2488&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2488"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2489"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2489"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 13:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william (WILLIAMA) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 19:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2489 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2489">2226.2489</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481#a2226_2487" target="_self">2226.2487</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Well it sure as hell isn't mark rendle SHITLOL111111!!!`</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2489&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2489"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2490"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2490"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">29 Jul 2011 13:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: koswix <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 Jul 2011 13:31"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2490 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2490">2226.2490</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2481#a2226_2489" target="_self">2226.2489</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <noemots>Is Rendlibobs officially anathema now? When do we discover that he draws pictures of dragons with erections?</noemots></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2490&return_msg=2226.2481" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2490"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2491" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>