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Weighing in at just under 20stone, Bartlemas Flump is a comparative tiddler by 23rd century Giles standards. Massive depopulation consequent upon the 2218 Cockdropoff plague means that with this child, Ricard00 is now immediately responsible for 1/10 of the world's population.<br /> <br /> Sadly, many share his facial features. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2344&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2344"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2345"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2345"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">25 Apr 2008 13:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Apr 2008 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Manthorp<span class="message_time">25 Apr 2008 14:10</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: koswix <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Apr 2008 14:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2346 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2346">2226.2346</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2345" target="_self">2226.2345</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2346: Kos invents the time machine and travels nine years into the future to upgrade his PC with components that haven't been invented yet. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2346&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2346"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2347"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2347"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 2 Oct 2008 07:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Oct 2008 11:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2347 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2347">2226.2347</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2346" target="_self">2226.2346</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2347: Somehow, Kos's computer is <i>still</i> obsolete one year later.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2347&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2347"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2348"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2348"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time"> 2 Oct 2008 12:01</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Oct 2008 20:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2348 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2348">2226.2348</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2347" target="_self">2226.2347</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2348: Kos gives up on trying to have a decent PC and goes back to buying Wee Dave's hand-me-downs.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2348&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2348"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2349"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2349"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: william<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2009 18:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2009 18:36"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2349 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2349">2226.2349</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2348" target="_self">2226.2348</a></div> <div class="message_body"> How's the old wounded paw these days?<br /> <br /> Up to tinkering with any more balls?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2349&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2349"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2350"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2350"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2009 22:18</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: william <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2009 23:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2350 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2350">2226.2350</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2349" target="_self">2226.2349</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It's still not right, but improving slowly. <br /> <br /> I started whittling again before Christmas - I decided that a year's break was plenty. As it turned out, it was good physio and I have for the first time regained some feeling in the two fingers in question.<br /> <br /> The other curious aspect of their recovery is that the scar tissue is working its way up to and out of the skin. Not in great gruesome lumps or anything, but just in little callouses. Very odd.<br /> <br /> I made GreyHair a business card case for her birthday and I'm on with another piece at the moment - a snail, which I have carved several times in my whittling career as a sort of test piece. I'll post pix when it's done.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2350&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2350"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2351"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2351"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2009 22:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 07:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2351 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2351">2226.2351</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2350" target="_self">2226.2350</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Be careful with its shell.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2351&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2351"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2352"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2352"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 07:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 10:00"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2352 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2352">2226.2352</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2351" target="_self">2226.2351</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Shell done. I'm girding my loins for the wibbly body, in translucent buffalo horn.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2352&return_msg=2226.2344" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2352"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2353"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2353"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 99% of gargoyles look like (MR_BASTARD)<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2009 08:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2009 10:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2353 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2353">2226.2353</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2344#a2226_2352" target="_self">2226.2352</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You mean that buffaloes have died for your whittling pleasure? 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