Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.2246"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2221">2221–2230</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2231">2231–2240</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2241">2241–2250</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2251">2251–2260</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.2246">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_2246_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_2246"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2246"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Voltane<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2006 23:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Apr 2006 06:56"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2246 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246">2226.2246</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2245">2226.2245</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>It would have been loved, Kenny.</p> <p> </p> <p>Loved in the way it only can between a real man and his reptilian love slave.</p> <p> </p> <p>Did I say love slave? I meant Love Puppet.</p> <p> </p> <p>No wait.......</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2246&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2246"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2247"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2247"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 8 Apr 2006 06:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Voltane <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 Apr 2006 08:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2247 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2247">2226.2247</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2246" target="_self">2226.2246</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Quite a lot of the gold paint's rubbed off, even with my gentle and infrequent handling of it. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2247&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2247"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2248"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2248"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2006 15:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2248 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2248">2226.2248</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2248: Andy Black renamed Arse Nuggets. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2248&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2248"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2249"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2249"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2006 18:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2249 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2249">2226.2249</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2248" target="_self">2226.2248</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>"Viewed: 315 Times"</p> <p> </p> <p>Shurely nort?</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2249&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2249"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2250"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2250"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2006 18:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 May 2006 18:31"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2250 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2250">2226.2250</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2249" target="_self">2226.2249</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I think we've only just started counting. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2250&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2250"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2251"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2251"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2006 18:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 May 2006 19:31"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2251 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2251">2226.2251</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2250" target="_self">2226.2250</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aha. That's alright then. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2251&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2251"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2252"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2252"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">10 May 2006 04:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 May 2006 09:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2252 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2252">2226.2252</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2249" target="_self">2226.2249</a></div> <div class="message_body"> They're counting in squared numbers. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2252&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2252"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2253"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2253"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Chris (CHRISSS)<span class="message_time"> 6 Jul 2006 21:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2253 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2253">2226.2253</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2252" target="_self">2226.2252</a></div> <div class="message_body"> So... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2253&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2253"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2254"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2254"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time"> 6 Jul 2006 22:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Chris (CHRISSS) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Jul 2006 22:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2254 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2254">2226.2254</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2253" target="_self">2226.2253</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Don't. Just... don't. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2254&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2254"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2255"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2255"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Chris (CHRISSS)<span class="message_time"> 6 Jul 2006 23:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: koswix <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Jul 2006 18:03"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2255 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2255">2226.2255</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2246#a2226_2254" target="_self">2226.2254</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Don't what? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2255&return_msg=2226.2246" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2255"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2256" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>