Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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People like you are why they introduced the "doesn't pay attention" tax in 2057.<br /> <br /> .. which nobody notices.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2057&return_msg=2226.2056" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2057"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2058"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2058"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 16:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 16:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2058 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2058">2226.2058</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2056#a2226_2057" target="_self">2226.2057</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The Illumanti cloned you and gave you superhuman clothes hanging powers. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2058&return_msg=2226.2056" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2058"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2059"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2059"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">21 Jan 2005 09:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Jan 2005 10:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2059 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2059">2226.2059</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2056#a2226_2058" target="_self">2226.2058</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>The illuminati descend momentarily from their Ivory tower and quietly arrange for the 'illumanti' to disappear.</p> <p> </p> <p>The parakeets notice, but are unable to claim a rebate on the attention tax, because they can't fill in the requisite ninety-page Inland Revenue form.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2059&return_msg=2226.2056" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2059"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2060"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2060"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">21 Jan 2005 09:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 21 Jan 2005 09:56"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2060 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2060">2226.2060</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2056#a2226_2059" target="_self">2226.2059</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Racoon is born. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a 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href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2056#a2226_2060" target="_self">2226.2060</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Racoon is christened 'Andy Black 6' in memoriam of Andy's second assassination by unobservant illumanti. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2061&return_msg=2226.2056" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2061"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2062"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2062"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">21 Jan 2005 14:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2062 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062">2226.2062</a></div> <div class="message_body"> An invisible star is seen. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2062&return_msg=2226.2056" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2062"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2063 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2064"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2064"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">22 Jan 2005 13:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image 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