Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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His 'Stop the Poor' Coalition is based on the philosophical treatise 'Untitled Document' by St Rendle the Bumlove, canonised in record time by the current Pope, Owen Wibbly. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2049&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2049"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2050"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2050"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 21:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2050 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2050">2226.2050</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2040">2226.2040</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Travelling back to the present day: Mark Rendle acknowledges that he could be Peter Kay's bumlove.</p> <p> </p> <p>I rest my case.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2050&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2050"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2051 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2052"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2052"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 08:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: truffy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 09:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2052 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2052">2226.2052</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2049#a2226_2050" target="_self">2226.2050</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2052: Peanut, after a lifetime of self-flagellation and coal-eating, finally makes restitution for father Truffy's despoilment of threads in the pursuit of meanness to St Rendle. Truffy is renamed Andy Black 4 in memoriam. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2052&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2052"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2053"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2053"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 10:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 12:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2053 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2053">2226.2053</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2049#a2226_2052" target="_self">2226.2052</a></div> <div class="message_body"> St Rendle, or St Martha the Insipid as she became known after her 'operation', becomes the patron saint of transexuals and grey audi drivers the world over. She is entombed in a small box at the bottom of Pope Peter's magnificent mausoleum, a fitting tribute to his talent. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2053&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2053"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2054"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2054"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 10:06</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2054 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2054">2226.2054</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Peanut becomes CEO of Tampax. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2054&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2054"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2055"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2055"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 14:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 14:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2055 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2055">2226.2055</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2049#a2226_2054" target="_self">2226.2054</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Tampax is renamed "Andy Black 5" in memoriam.</p> <p> </p> <p>The lost city of Atlantis rises from beneath the Guantanamo Sea. King of Atlantis Robert Maxwell joins with the Government of Paraguay in declaring Holy War upon the Vatican and the Allies dispatch a crusade to recover the holy relics of St Rendle the Martha.</p> <p> </p> <p>Elsewhere, peacocks evolve self-awareness and formulate a rudimentary form of language, in which the only adjective is 'spafe'.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2055&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2055"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2056"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2056"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 14:46</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2056 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2056">2226.2056</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Andy Black is assassinated and all traces of him from history are removed.</p> <p> </p> <p>The parakeets are suspiciously quiet.</p> <p> </p> <p>(someone should make this into a storee type thing)</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2056&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2056"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2057"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2057"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 14:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 16:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2057 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2057">2226.2057</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2049#a2226_2056" target="_self">2226.2056</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I was assassinated almost 50 years ago. People like you are why they introduced the "doesn't pay attention" tax in 2057.<br /> <br /> .. which nobody notices.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2057&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2057"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2058"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2058"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 16:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 16:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2058 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2058">2226.2058</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2049#a2226_2057" target="_self">2226.2057</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The Illumanti cloned you and gave you superhuman clothes hanging powers. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2058&return_msg=2226.2049" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2058"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2059" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>