Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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I'd be most grateful. <div class="edit_text">EDITED: 31 Aug 2005 06:16 by MANTHORP</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2045&return_msg=2226.2044" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2045"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2046 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2047"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2047"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 18:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2047 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2047">2226.2047</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Trig finally gets a job. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2047&return_msg=2226.2044" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2047"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2048"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2048"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 18:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2048 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2048">2226.2048</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Trig loses his job, as the monkey finally returns to the zoo. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2048&return_msg=2226.2044" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2048"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2049"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2049"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 20:25</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 03:36"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2049 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2049">2226.2049</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2044#a2226_2048" target="_self">2226.2048</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ba'athist leader George Galloway sweeps to victory in the Paraguay General Election. His 'Stop the Poor' Coalition is based on the philosophical treatise 'Untitled Document' by St Rendle the Bumlove, canonised in record time by the current Pope, Owen Wibbly. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2049&return_msg=2226.2044" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2049"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2050"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2050"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 21:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2050 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2050">2226.2050</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2040">2226.2040</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Travelling back to the present day: Mark Rendle acknowledges that he could be Peter Kay's bumlove.</p> <p> </p> <p>I rest my case.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2050&return_msg=2226.2044" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2050"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2051 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2052"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2052"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 08:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: truffy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 09:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2052 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2052">2226.2052</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2044#a2226_2050" target="_self">2226.2050</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2052: Peanut, after a lifetime of self-flagellation and coal-eating, finally makes restitution for father Truffy's despoilment of threads in the pursuit of meanness to St Rendle. Truffy is renamed Andy Black 4 in memoriam. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2052&return_msg=2226.2044" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2052"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2053"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2053"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">20 Jan 2005 10:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 12:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2053 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2053">2226.2053</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2044#a2226_2052" target="_self">2226.2052</a></div> <div class="message_body"> St Rendle, or St Martha the Insipid as she became known after her 'operation', becomes the patron saint of transexuals and grey audi drivers the world over. 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