Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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Nothing comes of it, though. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2026&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2026"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2027"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2027"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 12:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2027 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2027">2226.2027</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2025#a2226_2026" target="_self">2226.2026</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Paraplegics get up in stumps about the fact no one has named a country after them. No one notices. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2027&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2027"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2028"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2028"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:36</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 14:38"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2028 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2028">2226.2028</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2025#a2226_2027" target="_self">2226.2027</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Paratroopers are sent to fight the paraplegics on the previously neutral grounds of Paraguay, and are defeated as the parakeets decide to ally with the paraplegics to form the Paralliance. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2028&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2028"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2029"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2029"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 12:48"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2029 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2029">2226.2029</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2025#a2226_2028" target="_self">2226.2028</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Deriviative humorous posts about words which start with "para" are outlawed. Violators are punished by stoning. The giant space ark finally launches and heads for Alpha Centauri; The Romans win with 110%.<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 19 Jan 2005 13:42 by RENDLE</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2029&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2029"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2030"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2030"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2030 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2030">2226.2030</a></div> <div class="message_body"> A thread on Teh Forum reaches 1,000,000 posts in length.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> It is renamed The Andy Black thread, for no obvious reason.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2030&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2030"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2031"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2031"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 13:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 17:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2031 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2031">2226.2031</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2025#a2226_2029" target="_self">2226.2029</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Peter Kay elected Pope. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2031&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2031"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2032"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2032"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 13:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 14:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2032 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2032">2226.2032</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2025#a2226_2031" target="_self">2226.2031</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2032, Manthorp completes his balls commission. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2032&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2032"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" 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He extends the hand of friendship to a bitter and twisted down-and-out ex-rival, Mark Rendle, who humbly accepts his charity and becomes the Papal Bumlove. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2034&return_msg=2226.2025" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2034"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2035" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>