Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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The English language can be very ambiguous if you're not careful. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1813&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1813"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1814"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1814"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time"> 9 Nov 2004 19:33</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: af (CAER) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 Nov 2004 11:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1814 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1814">2226.1814</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1813" target="_self">2226.1813</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'll get your coat at the same time as mine. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1814&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1814"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1815"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1815"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">17 Nov 2004 06:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1815 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1815">2226.1815</a></div> <div class="message_body"> This post commemorates the year Manthorp was born. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1815&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1815"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1816"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1816"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">17 Nov 2004 08:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 17 Nov 2004 08:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1816 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1816">2226.1816</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1815" target="_self">2226.1815</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ooh you cheeky fuck. Stand still while I horsewhip you. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1816&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1816"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1817"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1817"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">17 Nov 2004 08:45</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 17 Nov 2004 08:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1817 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1817">2226.1817</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1816" target="_self">2226.1816</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>No I meant AD, silly.</p> <p> </p> <p>Though I know it's confusing sometimes.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1817&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1817"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1818"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1818"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">17 Nov 2004 09:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 17 Nov 2004 09:38"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1818 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1818">2226.1818</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1817" target="_self">2226.1817</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="e_happycry" title=":'D"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_happycry" title=":'D"><span class="e__">:'D</span></span></span> </span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1818&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1818"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1819"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1819"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">17 Nov 2004 19:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 17 Nov 2004 20:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1819 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1819">2226.1819</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1817" target="_self">2226.1817</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="e_LOL" title="LOL"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_lol" title="LOL"><span class="e__">LOL</span></span></span> </span><span class="e_happycry" title=":'D"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_happycry" title=":'D"><span class="e__">:'D</span></span></span> </span>the Goon Show is better than you though <span class="e_embarrassed" title=":$"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_embarrassed" title=":$"><span class="e__">:$</span></span></span> </span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1819&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1819"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1820"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1820"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">17 Nov 2004 20:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Nov 2004 10:07"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1820 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1820">2226.1820</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1819" target="_self">2226.1819</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Wasn't as good as your mum.<br /> <br /> <br /> <font size="1">I'm mature, me!</font> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1820&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1820"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1821"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1821"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">19 Nov 2004 10:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Nov 2004 12:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1821 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1821">2226.1821</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1820" target="_self">2226.1820</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Of course not. I was going to say stuff about your "other half", but that's just rude. <span class="e_righthug" title="(hugright)"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_righthug" title="(hugright)"><span class="e__">(hugright)</span></span></span> </span><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 19 Nov 2004 11:08 by NUKKLEAR</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1821&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1821"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1822"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1822"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">19 Nov 2004 12:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Nov 2004 16:02"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1822 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1822">2226.1822</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813#a2226_1821" target="_self">2226.1821</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Hmmm.</p> <p> </p> <p>Or the fact that I CAN LAND YOU IN MAJOR SHIT.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1822&return_msg=2226.1813" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1822"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1823" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>