Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.167"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.141">141–150</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.151">151–160</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.161">161–170</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.171">171–180</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.167">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_167_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_167"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_167"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 02:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 02:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">167 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167">2226.167</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.166">2226.166</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Grandma, we love you.<br /> Grandma we do.<br /> Though you may be a senile old bitch,<br /> we get a buzz off you.<br /> You wear a raincoat in the summer.<br /> You smell of piss and Rich Tea.<br /> There's no-one quite like Grandma, but I wish she'd stop slipping the tongue when I kiss her goodnight.<br /> <br /> <br /> At leat I think those are the words. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.167&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.167"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_168"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_168"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 14:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 16:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">168 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.168">2226.168</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167#a2226_167" target="_self">2226.167</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Feckinell. I go away for a long weekend of top quality music, holiday camp accomodation and pie, and I come back to discover that this thread is still going? That's terrible. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.168&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.168"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.169 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_170"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_170"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 14:36</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 14:38"></span></span> <span class="message_count">170 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.170">2226.170</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167#a2226_169" target="_self">2226.169</a></div> <div class="message_body"> All in good time - I shall leave tantalising snippets around teh place as I try to catch up. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.170&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.170"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_171"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_171"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 16:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 16:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">171 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.171">2226.171</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167#a2226_168" target="_self">2226.168</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It's a stubborn fucker, innit?!<br /> <br /> Good weekend? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.171&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.171"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_172"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_172"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 16:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 16:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">172 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.172">2226.172</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167#a2226_171" target="_self">2226.171</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Yeah, I had a great time - there's a post about it somewhere in that lot <--.<br /> <br /> Since Thursday, I've received 126 emails to my home account. 4 weren't spam. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.172&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.172"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_173"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_173"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 16:53</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 16:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">173 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.173">2226.173</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167#a2226_172" target="_self">2226.172</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Glad it was cool - no doubt I'll stumbe across the thread soon as I pass time while VNC tries to run over 56K (grrrrrrr). I'm setting up a RAS server tomorrow goddamitt!<br /> <br /> On the mail side, imagine the size of your penis when you've gone through them all. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.173&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.173"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_174"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_174"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 16:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 17:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">174 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.174">2226.174</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167#a2226_173" target="_self">2226.173</a></div> <div class="message_body"> That's an idea.<br /> >>imagines<<<br /> <br /> Oh wow - it's got its own University Diploma now! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.174&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.174"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_175"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_175"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Drew (X3N0PH0N)<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 21:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Apr 2003 04:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">175 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.175">2226.175</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167#a2226_174" target="_self">2226.174</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <div align="center"><embed src="http://www.thenetfish.com/xeno/constructivist_dance.swf" width="400" height="400" /><p><b>Dancing Squares</b></p></div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.175&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.175"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_176"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_176"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: AND HIS PROPHET IS (MOHAMED42)<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 23:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Apr 2003 08:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">176 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.176">2226.176</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.91">2226.91</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ohhh I get it. The pressure waves of the air change the pressure of the gas inside and so the high pressure spots shoot higher flames and vice versa. Very clever! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.176&return_msg=2226.167" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.176"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.177" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>