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'Cause I get that all the time. Don't tell me I don't know the pain of the self-critical artist! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1650&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1650"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1651"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1651"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">25 Aug 2004 12:10</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Aug 2004 12:46"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1651 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1651">2226.1651</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1650#a2226_1650" target="_self">2226.1650</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Oh, but who hasn't been...</p> <p> </p> <p>I think all this talk about wood and balls is affecting you.</p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 25 Aug 2004 13:10 by BOHMAN75</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1651&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1651"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1652"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1652"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: DSLPete (THE_TGG)<span class="message_time">27 Aug 2004 11:09</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: milko <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Aug 2004 11:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1652 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1652">2226.1652</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1604">2226.1604</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>If we still had shillings and pence, then people would be better adders. And dividers. And multipliers. And taker awayers.</p> <p> </p> <p>Everything divides by 10 these days, it doesn't make for an active mathematical mind. IMO.</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1652&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1652"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1653"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1653"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time">27 Aug 2004 11:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: DSLPete (THE_TGG) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Aug 2004 12:34"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1653 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1653">2226.1653</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1650#a2226_1652" target="_self">2226.1652</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ah well. Luckily we can make robotic adding-machines to do it for us now. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1653&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1653"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1654"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1654"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)<span class="message_time">27 Aug 2004 11:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: DSLPete (THE_TGG) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Aug 2004 12:34"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1654 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1654">2226.1654</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1650#a2226_1652" target="_self">2226.1652</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Everything except time, computers, angles, and paper. <span class="e_unsure" title=":/"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_unsure" title=":/"><span class="e__">:/</span></span></span> </span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1654&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1654"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1655"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1655"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">27 Aug 2004 12:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Aug 2004 18:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1655 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1655">2226.1655</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1649">2226.1649</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b>Teh Mantrohb</div><div class="quote">Whatever your sphere of creative endeavour</div><br /> <br /> I see what you did there...<br /> <br /> (and yes, I know what you mean) </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1655&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1655"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1656"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1656"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: dyl<span class="message_time">27 Aug 2004 18:46</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Aug 2004 18:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1656 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1656">2226.1656</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1412">2226.1412</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I prefer BST really, as I never get up before 10am and end up cycling to work in the dark every night at ruch hour in the winter. It must be soon now, is it? Isn't it? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1656&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1656"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1657"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1657"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: dyl<span class="message_time">27 Aug 2004 18:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 Aug 2004 18:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1657 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1657">2226.1657</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1642">2226.1642</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You really must start putting a coin or summat to give an idea of scale in all your photographed whittlings. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1657&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1657"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1658"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1658"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">27 Aug 2004 19:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: dyl <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Aug 2004 20:48"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1658 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1658">2226.1658</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1650#a2226_1657" target="_self">2226.1657</a></div> <div class="message_body"> And then I said "Get off me Grandma, I'm done!". </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1658&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1658"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1659"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1659"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time"> 2 Sep 2004 20:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1659 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1659">2226.1659</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.20">2226.20</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Been dead for a week.<br /> Now this post can finally die.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1659&return_msg=2226.1650" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1659"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1660" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>