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Hmmmmm...... you use inches and feet as well?<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 11 Aug 2004 13:38 by BOHMAN75</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1595&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1595"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1596"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1596"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 12:56</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 13:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1596 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1596">2226.1596</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591">2226.1591</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Steve's ball had cracked and had been repaired long before I got my grubby and slightly inebriated paws on it. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1596&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1596"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1597"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1597"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 13:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 13:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1597 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1597">2226.1597</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1596" target="_self">2226.1596</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Good that it could be repaired. Oh the miracles of science. Do you find, because of previous problems, that people handle his balls with more care now? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1597&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1597"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1598"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1598"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 13:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 13:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1598 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1598">2226.1598</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1597" target="_self">2226.1597</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Steve still throws them around with a flagrant disregard for his safety. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1598&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1598"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1599"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1599"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 13:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1599 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1599">2226.1599</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1598" target="_self">2226.1598</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Safety is important! Just remember, when you touch Steve's balls, you are touching everyone who's ever touched his balls. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1599&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1599"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1600"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1600"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 14:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:16"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1600 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1600">2226.1600</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1599" target="_self">2226.1599</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I've probably touched everyone who's ever touched his balls anyway. And I don't think I've touched any of them whilst sober, which probably explains a lot. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1600&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1600"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1601"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1601"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 14:17</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1601 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1601">2226.1601</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1600" target="_self">2226.1600</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It's healty to spend at least 3 hours a week sober. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1601&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1601"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1602"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1602"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 14:39</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:42"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1602 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1602">2226.1602</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1595" target="_self">2226.1595</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Yes. I am six feet and three inches tall, and I weigh 11 stone and 8 pounds.</p> <p> </p> <p>There may be some youngsters round these parts who are centimetres tall, and weight kilograms, but they're misguided (and in one case, suffering from post-traumatic stress).</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1602&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1602"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1603"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1603"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 14:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1603 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1603">2226.1603</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1602" target="_self">2226.1602</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I say lets go with the majority on this one. Most of the world is metric. I would save myself <a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.co.uk/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html">alot</a> of money when buying tools if everything was metric. I've owned Japanese cars and American cars (yes, Japanese cars are more reliable), and have to keep both metric and standard wrenches/ sockets. What a pain in the ass. Imagine my surprise when I came across a part on my American made car that wouldn't take a standard wrench... it was metric... doph! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1603&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1603"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1604"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1604"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 14:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1604 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1604">2226.1604</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595#a2226_1603" target="_self">2226.1603</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Yay, a sensible person. Ignore Rendle, we actually have a bizarre mishmash of Imperial and Metric over here. He'd probably prefer it if we didn't have money in decimal still. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1604&return_msg=2226.1595" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1604"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1605" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>