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class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158">2226.158</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157">2226.157</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Nah, look: four new posts.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.158&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.158"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_159"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_159"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">159 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.159">2226.159</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_158" target="_self">2226.158</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'm wrong: five.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.159&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.159"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_160"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_160"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:46"></span></span> <span class="message_count">160 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.160">2226.160</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_159" target="_self">2226.159</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Your counting's shit. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.160&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.160"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_161"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_161"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">161 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.161">2226.161</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_160" target="_self">2226.160</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It is rather early in the morning. On Sunday. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.161&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.161"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_162"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_162"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Gobfounded (YVE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">162 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.162">2226.162</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_161" target="_self">2226.161</a></div> <div class="message_body"> But he's old, he's probably been up since 4am waiting for the paperboy to bring his Sunday Times or something. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.162&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.162"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_163"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_163"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">163 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.163">2226.163</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_162" target="_self">2226.162</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aye. Things get a bit leaky at his age, so he probably gets up every couple of hours to go to the toilet anyhow. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.163&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.163"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_164"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_164"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">164 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.164">2226.164</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_163" target="_self">2226.163</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Cheeky fucks. A hearty Sunday morning shag followed by preparing breakfast for five, and I'm now upstairs sweating away over my balls, if you must know. I come down to make a refreshing cafetiere of Douwe Egbert and what do I find? Cheek and insurrection, that's what.<br /> <br /> Frankly, I think the tone of this thread has plummeted, and I would suggest a return to The Eagles to add a little much needed class.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.164&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.164"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_165"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_165"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 03:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 05:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">165 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.165">2226.165</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_164" target="_self">2226.164</a></div> <div class="message_body"> *smooch*<br /> <br /> Those incontinence pants do tend to keep your skin from breathing.<br /> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.165&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.165"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_166"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_166"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 03:46</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 05:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">166 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.166">2226.166</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_164" target="_self">2226.164</a></div> <div class="message_body"> So what's your favourite Eagles song? I think mine would have to be Grandad, by Clive Dunn:<br /> <br /> I've been sitting here all day thinking<br /> Same old thing ten years away thinking<br /> Now my days are gone, memories linger on<br /> Thoughts of when I was boy<br /> <br /> Pennyfarthings on the street riding<br /> Motorcars were funny things, frightning<br /> Bow and hoops and spinning tops<br /> Annie gretzel's lollipops<br /> Comic cuts, all different things<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad grandad<br /> <br /> Areoplanes tied up with string flying<br /> Telephones and talking things sighing<br /> A radio and phonograph, Charlie Chaplin made us laugh<br /> Silently falling about<br /> Familiar things I keep around, near me<br /> Memories of my younger days, clearly<br /> Now it's in my mind?<br /> Everyday I find, thoughts of when I was boy<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad, grandad<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.166&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.166"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_167"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_167"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time"> 7 Apr 2003 02:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 02:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">167 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.167">2226.167</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158#a2226_166" target="_self">2226.166</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Grandma, we love you.<br /> Grandma we do.<br /> Though you may be a senile old bitch,<br /> we get a buzz off you.<br /> You wear a raincoat in the summer.<br /> You smell of piss and Rich Tea.<br /> There's no-one quite like Grandma, but I wish she'd stop slipping the tongue when I kiss her goodnight.<br /> <br /> <br /> At leat I think those are the words. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.167&return_msg=2226.158" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.167"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.168" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>