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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.157"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.131">131–140</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.141">141–150</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.151">151–160</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.161">161–170</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.157">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_157_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_157"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_157"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 00:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">157 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157">2226.157</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.156">2226.156</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I've been having sleepless nights because of this thread. Any sleep I managed to get has been plagued by nightmares of an undead, undieing thread wandering Teh land harrasing young virgins and elderly nuns. Hopefully, now that it's fading away, I'll be able to sleep easy once again.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.157&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.157"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_158"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_158"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">158 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158">2226.158</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_157" target="_self">2226.157</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Nah, look: four new posts.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.158&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.158"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_159"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_159"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">159 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.159">2226.159</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_158" target="_self">2226.158</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'm wrong: five.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.159&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.159"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_160"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_160"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:46"></span></span> <span class="message_count">160 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.160">2226.160</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_159" target="_self">2226.159</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Your counting's shit. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.160&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.160"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_161"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_161"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">161 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.161">2226.161</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_160" target="_self">2226.160</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It is rather early in the morning. On Sunday. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.161&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.161"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_162"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_162"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Gobfounded (YVE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">162 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.162">2226.162</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_161" target="_self">2226.161</a></div> <div class="message_body"> But he's old, he's probably been up since 4am waiting for the paperboy to bring his Sunday Times or something. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.162&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.162"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_163"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_163"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">163 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.163">2226.163</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_162" target="_self">2226.162</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aye. Things get a bit leaky at his age, so he probably gets up every couple of hours to go to the toilet anyhow. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.163&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.163"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_164"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_164"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">164 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.164">2226.164</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_163" target="_self">2226.163</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Cheeky fucks. A hearty Sunday morning shag followed by preparing breakfast for five, and I'm now upstairs sweating away over my balls, if you must know. I come down to make a refreshing cafetiere of Douwe Egbert and what do I find? Cheek and insurrection, that's what.<br /> <br /> Frankly, I think the tone of this thread has plummeted, and I would suggest a return to The Eagles to add a little much needed class.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.164&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.164"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_165"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_165"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 03:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 05:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">165 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.165">2226.165</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_164" target="_self">2226.164</a></div> <div class="message_body"> *smooch*<br /> <br /> Those incontinence pants do tend to keep your skin from breathing.<br /> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.165&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.165"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_166"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_166"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 03:46</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 05:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">166 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.166">2226.166</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157#a2226_164" target="_self">2226.164</a></div> <div class="message_body"> So what's your favourite Eagles song? I think mine would have to be Grandad, by Clive Dunn:<br /> <br /> I've been sitting here all day thinking<br /> Same old thing ten years away thinking<br /> Now my days are gone, memories linger on<br /> Thoughts of when I was boy<br /> <br /> Pennyfarthings on the street riding<br /> Motorcars were funny things, frightning<br /> Bow and hoops and spinning tops<br /> Annie gretzel's lollipops<br /> Comic cuts, all different things<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad grandad<br /> <br /> Areoplanes tied up with string flying<br /> Telephones and talking things sighing<br /> A radio and phonograph, Charlie Chaplin made us laugh<br /> Silently falling about<br /> Familiar things I keep around, near me<br /> Memories of my younger days, clearly<br /> Now it's in my mind?<br /> Everyday I find, thoughts of when I was boy<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad, grandad you're lovely<br /> That's what we all think of you<br /> Grandad, grandad<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad<br /> <br /> Grandad, grandad </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.166&return_msg=2226.157" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.166"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.167" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>