Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.155"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.131">131–140</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.141">141–150</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.151">151–160</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.161">161–170</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.155">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_155_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_155"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_155"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: JonCooper<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 00:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 7 Apr 2003 02:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">155 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155">2226.155</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.154">2226.154</a></div> <div class="message_body"> at last </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.155&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.155"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.156 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_157"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_157"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 00:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">157 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.157">2226.157</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_156" target="_self">2226.156</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I've been having sleepless nights because of this thread. Any sleep I managed to get has been plagued by nightmares of an undead, undieing thread wandering Teh land harrasing young virgins and elderly nuns. Hopefully, now that it's fading away, I'll be able to sleep easy once again.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.157&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.157"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_158"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_158"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">158 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.158">2226.158</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_157" target="_self">2226.157</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Nah, look: four new posts.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.158&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.158"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_159"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_159"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">159 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.159">2226.159</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_158" target="_self">2226.158</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'm wrong: five.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.159&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.159"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_160"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_160"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:46"></span></span> <span class="message_count">160 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.160">2226.160</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_159" target="_self">2226.159</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Your counting's shit. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.160&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.160"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_161"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_161"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">161 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.161">2226.161</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_160" target="_self">2226.160</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It is rather early in the morning. On Sunday. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.161&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.161"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_162"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_162"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Gobfounded (YVE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">162 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.162">2226.162</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_161" target="_self">2226.161</a></div> <div class="message_body"> But he's old, he's probably been up since 4am waiting for the paperboy to bring his Sunday Times or something. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.162&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.162"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_163"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_163"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Apr 2003 02:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">163 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.163">2226.163</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_162" target="_self">2226.162</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aye. Things get a bit leaky at his age, so he probably gets up every couple of hours to go to the toilet anyhow. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.163&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.163"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_164"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_164"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 6 Apr 2003 02:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">164 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.164">2226.164</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.155#a2226_163" target="_self">2226.163</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Cheeky fucks. A hearty Sunday morning shag followed by preparing breakfast for five, and I'm now upstairs sweating away over my balls, if you must know. I come down to make a refreshing cafetiere of Douwe Egbert and what do I find? Cheek and insurrection, that's what.<br /> <br /> Frankly, I think the tone of this thread has plummeted, and I would suggest a return to The Eagles to add a little much needed class.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.164&return_msg=2226.155" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.164"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.165" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>