<Head hung in shame><mumbles>
Reverend Couteur Balleine, up in the steeple of St. Mary's Chapel, Jersey. He's taken the clapper out of the bell so that drunken campanologists can't ring in Christmas Day in what he regards as an unseemly manner.
Revenge of campanologists currently in progress.
EDITED: 25 Jul 2004 18:23 by MANTHORP