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I'll send it to them unnanounced, then ring up & explain about the break. That way, they'll see it with the eyes of the punters who'll be visiting the castle, but they'll still have the option of asking for it to be recarved.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.15&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.15"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_16"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_16"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">25 Feb 2003 16:36</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: roog <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Feb 2003 16:38"></span></span> <span class="message_count">16 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.16">2226.16</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.14">2226.14</a></div> <div class="message_body"> *you just drew that yellow line on at random didn't you*<br /> <br /> <weeps>If only<weeps><br /> <br /> You cannot imagine the sheer horror of the moment I broke it. I was gluing the roundel into the hemisphere that holds it, and I simply squeezed it too tight. I already knew it was thin: I could see light through it if I held it up to a lamp. <br /> <br /> I'm a dickhead, as I think I'm entitled to say.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.16&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.16"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_17"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_17"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: kara<span class="message_time">25 Feb 2003 16:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Feb 2003 16:42"></span></span> <span class="message_count">17 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.17">2226.17</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.15#a2226_16" target="_self">2226.16</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 'S why you're so popular with the ladies. <br /> <br /> I could have looked at that all day and never found the repair. Beautiful thing, Manthorp.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.17&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.17"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_18"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_18"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">25 Feb 2003 16:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: kara <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Feb 2003 16:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">18 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.18">2226.18</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.15#a2226_17" target="_self">2226.17</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ta chuck.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.18&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.18"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_19"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_19"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: dyl<span class="message_time">25 Feb 2003 17:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Feb 2003 23:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">19 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.19">2226.19</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.15#a2226_18" target="_self">2226.18</a></div> <div class="message_body"> How big is that carving? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.19&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.19"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_20"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_20"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">25 Feb 2003 23:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: dyl <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Feb 2003 04:23"></span></span> <span class="message_count">20 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.20">2226.20</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.15#a2226_19" target="_self">2226.19</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The roundels themselves are about 4.5cm diameter. Pretty dinky.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.20&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.20"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_21"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_21"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: 777 (ALMOR)<span class="message_time">26 Feb 2003 02:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Feb 2003 02:34"></span></span> <span class="message_count">21 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.21">2226.21</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.15#a2226_20" target="_self">2226.20</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Blimey.<br /> <br /> I can't see a single flaw.<br /> <br /> Damn fine work that man. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.21&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.21"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_22"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_22"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: af (CAER)<span class="message_time">26 Feb 2003 02:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Feb 2003 04:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">22 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.22">2226.22</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">2226.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You could always send it unannounced, then if it breaks they'll think it's their fault.<br /> <br /> But then, that's not very honest and if it were me I'd feel awfully guilty about it <span class="emoticon e_embarrassed" title=":$"><span class="e__">:$</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.22&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.22"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_23"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_23"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">26 Feb 2003 03:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Feb 2003 04:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">23 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.23">2226.23</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">2226.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Matthew Baker's me best mate(ish) at college!!!!! Sterling resemblence! He's always closing those castle gates, the scally.<br /> <br /> And damn fine work et al.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.23&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.23"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_24"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_24"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)<span class="message_time">26 Feb 2003 04:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Feb 2003 08:37"></span></span> <span class="message_count">24 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.24">2226.24</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">2226.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> how much does one of those sell for, then?<br /> ANd do you only do religousy ones? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.24&return_msg=2226.15" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.24"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.25" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>