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If you didn't, Never Eat Out In Silsden <span class="e_wink" title=";)"><span><span class="emoticon e_wink" title=";)"><span class="e__">;)</span></span></span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1468&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1468"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1469"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1469"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 2 May 2004 06:32</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Gobfounded (YVE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 May 2004 21:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1469 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1469">2226.1469</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1468" target="_self">2226.1468</a></div> <div class="message_body"> We did. Never been to Bonaparte's, thank heavens, though we were planning on visiting The Grouse 'the competition' where the arsehole chef now works. Didn't Gordon Ramsay swear a lot? If they'd bleeped him he's have sounded like a stylophone tune. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1469&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1469"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1470"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1470"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)<span class="message_time"> 2 May 2004 12:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 May 2004 17:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1470 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1470">2226.1470</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1469" target="_self">2226.1469</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It was tomorrow yesterday and we're still waiting. <span class="e_sad" title=":("><span><span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__">:(</span></span></span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1470&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1470"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1471"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1471"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 2 May 2004 17:16</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 May 2004 17:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1471 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1471">2226.1471</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1470" target="_self">2226.1470</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You prick my conscience, and I'm drunk and going out see to Dylan Moran in being funny stylee. What can I say. other than soz I'm crap... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1471&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1471"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1472"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1472"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 2 May 2004 23:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 May 2004 07:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1472 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1472">2226.1472</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1471" target="_self">2226.1471</a></div> <div class="message_body"> How was Dylan? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1472&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1472"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1473"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1473"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)<span class="message_time"> 2 May 2004 23:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 May 2004 23:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1473 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1473">2226.1473</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1467" target="_self">2226.1467</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I just wanna see his balls. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1473&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1473"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1474"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1474"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 2 May 2004 23:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 May 2004 08:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1474 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1474">2226.1474</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1473" target="_self">2226.1473</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I have held one.</p> <p> </p> <p>(proud)</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1474&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1474"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1475"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1475"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 3 May 2004 07:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 3 May 2004 09:37"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1475 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1475">2226.1475</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1472" target="_self">2226.1472</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He was reet funny and lovely.<br /> <br /> Described media coverage of Osama <i>et al</i> as 'terrortainment'. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1475&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1475"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1476"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1476"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Gobfounded (YVE)<span class="message_time"> 3 May 2004 21:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 4 May 2004 07:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1476 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1476">2226.1476</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1467#a2226_1469" target="_self">2226.1469</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>>>>Didn't Gordon Ramsay swear a lot?</p> <p> </p> <p>Doesn't the pope give mass in latin?</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1476&return_msg=2226.1467" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1476"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1477" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>