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</div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365">2226.1365</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1364">2226.1364</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>But surely any self-publishing is going to be vanity-publishing?</p> <p> </p> <p>EDIT: Even if you do it without these "Publish Your Own Book" firms, which I've just worked out you were talking about.</p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 11 Feb 2004 23:56 by PATCH</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1365&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1365"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1366"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1366"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 14:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1366 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1366">2226.1366</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1365" target="_self">2226.1365</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Almost three weeks have passed. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1366&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1366"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1367"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1367"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 15:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1367 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1367">2226.1367</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1366" target="_self">2226.1366</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Surely not. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1367&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1367"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1368"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1368"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 15:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1368 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1368">2226.1368</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1367" target="_self">2226.1367</a></div> <div class="message_body"> So much has happened while this thread has lain dormant. So very much. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1368&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1368"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1369"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1369"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 15:18</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1369 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1369">2226.1369</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1368" target="_self">2226.1368</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Tell me more. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1369&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1369"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1370"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1370"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 15:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1370 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1370">2226.1370</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1369" target="_self">2226.1369</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Quick rundown: I've been to Rome. Arsenal have basically won the Premiership. Yve & Wibbly got engaged. Whiplash came out on PS2 and Xbox. Several people had birthdays. Blair's government got deeper into the shit. People made jokes about Milko's arms and Daniel Herman's whole life. Battlestar Galactica 2003 was rubbish. The days lengthened.<br /> <br /> There was more, but I'm so tired. And I shan't be home for hours yet. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1370&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1370"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1371"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1371"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 15:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:49"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1371 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1371">2226.1371</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1370" target="_self">2226.1370</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Oh. Is that it? You mean you don't know about the Pope scandalising the world by marrying his nurse, Kent finally giving in to gravity and hitting France somewhere near Calais, and the realisation that it's actually Kenny that has short arms and he only makes jokes about Milko to try and feel better? You are /so/ behind the times. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1371&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1371"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1372"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1372"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 15:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1372 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1372">2226.1372</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1371" target="_self">2226.1371</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I really am very tired. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1372&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1372"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1373"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1373"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 2 Mar 2004 15:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Mar 2004 15:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1373 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1373">2226.1373</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1365#a2226_1371" target="_self">2226.1371</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>[face-glue-picture]</p> <p> </p> <p>If anything, I have freakishly long arms. It's my penis I worry about. I'm sure it was around here somewhere.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1373&return_msg=2226.1365" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1373"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1374 was deleted</div> </div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1375" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>