I was born with glass bones and paper skin. I break my legs every morning and I break my arms every afternoon. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Forgive me, Simes, I read it as 'paedophilia and Ham in Bagels', which does not strike me as a legitimate combination as a lunchtime, or indeed any time, snack.
(hey, I think I've just set off Echelon. No talk about international terrorism for the next five minutes, chaps.
Democracy shouldn't be too difficult to sell to dictators: after all, Hitler was elected
Where is Brie ???????
Some of the finest Brie comes from Somerset.
Not forgetting some excellent Cheeses from Frome (in Somerset :P ), which also happens to have an excellent cheese festival every year.
Oh, and anyone that says Mull of Kintyre is nice is also clearly wrong. Try some Greens Glastonbury, or Keens cheddar. Much better, but I suspect you can only get it in supermarkets round here.